The year is 3001 BCE. The Great Prophet, a sage and powerful being, has called upon the people of the land to gather 'neath the sacred tree. With a twinkle in his eye and a spring in his step, he begins to speak:
"Behold, my children, the art of sarcasm! A shield against the mundane, a sword against the dull, a...
"... a perfectly good excuse to avoid small talk with your in-laws."
Thus began the Great Prophet's Guide to Sarcasm, a tome that would be passed down through the ages, inspiring countless generations to come.