A ritual of great significance, where one must sacrifice a perfectly good sausage to the Great Sausage God.
Learn MoreA ritual to ensure the wearer of the golden socks has a successful day, filled with prosperity and good fortune.
Learn MoreA ritual to smooth out the wrinkles of life, where one must iron out the most intricate of creases.
Learn MoreA sub-ritual of the Ancient Art of Extreme Ironing, where one must whisper words of wisdom to the whiskers of the ironing board.
Learn MoreA ritual to ensure a productive morning, where one must stare intently at the coffee machine.
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