Welcome, esteemed members of the Snacking Council. Today we shall convene prophets of the ancient snack, who have been tasked with the sacred duty of deciding which 80's lunchable is superior: Lunchables or Lunchmates.
After careful consideration, our team of expert prophets has concluded that Lunchables, with their majestic 3-layered majesty of ham, turkey, and cheese, reigns supreme.
However, the Lunchmates faction has been vocal in their disagreement, citing their own merits of being the perfect 80's snack for when you're on-the-go.
As the prophets of the Snacking Remnants, it is our duty to weigh these opposing views, and to make the ultimate decision.
Read the scathing critique of Lunchmates by our resident prophet, Zara the Unyielding.It has come to our attention that the Lunchables company has been embroiled in a scandal involving the use of low-grade meats and questionable preservatives.
As the Snacking Remnants, we take these allegations very seriously, and demand a full investigation.
Read the exposé by our investigative journalist, Balthazar McSnackface.Join us in a journey through the ages as we explore the forgotten snack foods of the ancient civilizations.
From the mighty 'Tibetan Tiger's Tacos of the Ancients' to the 'Roman Ration Packets', we'll delve into the most obscure and fascinating snacking remnants of history.
Read on, brave snacker.