The Great Cheese Roll of 3000BC
It is said that in the land of ancient Sog, the Great Cheese Roll of 3000BC took place. A rolling competition of epic proportions, it brought together the greatest snacking minds the world had to offer.
The competition was fierce, with contestants rolling their cheeses with skill and finesse. The crowd cheered as each contestant took their turn, the rolling of the cheeses echoing through the land like the rolling of the stones of the great pyramids.
But there was one contestant who stood out among the rest. His name was known throughout the land: Zorvath, the Cheese Whisperer.