They lived in a land before time, where the sun was a burning ember and the moon was a glowing ember.
They were known for their impressive beards, which they grew for 10 years before trimming them with a dull knife.
They had a deep love for fermented fish sauce and a hatred for anything that wasn't made of stone.
They were led by a great warrior named Balthazar, who wielded a sword made of solid gold and a heart of fire.
But their greatest achievement was the invention of the first-ever, completely-not-a-rectangle rectangle.
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