We're having an anniversary meeting! And by "anniversary", I mean the anniversary of our collective eye-rolling and exasperation. Join us for a night of reminiscing about all the times we've had to deal with our coworkers' existential dread.
Awards for the Most Creative Use of the Word "No" Awards for the Most Innovative Use of the Phrase "I'm Not Sure" prophets of procrastination: The people who have spent the most hours staring blankly at their screens, wondering why the meeting was called in the first place. The Most Creative Excuses for Not Attending Awards for the Most Effective Use of Passive-Aggressive Body Language7:00 PM: We gather, and immediately start complaining about the lack of free food
7:05 PM: The awards ceremony begins. We hand out participation trophies for attendance and a year's prophets award for the most creative use of the phrase "networking opportunity".
8:00 PM: We adjourn and go home to our respective basements, where we will likely spend the next 3 hours playing video games and complaining about our coworkers.