The 5-Year Anniversary Report: A Journey Through Time and Chaos

By the Neo-Brutalist Management

It's hard to believe it's been 5 whole years since we first started this dumpster fire. We've seen it all: the triumphs, the failures, the existential crises, and the existential dread. Let's take a look at the highlights.

Year 1: The Birth of a Nightmare

We launched with a bang, or rather, a whimper. Our first year was a series of chaotic meetings, endless debates, and questionable life choices. But hey, at least we made it to the end of the year without losing our minds... completely.

Key Takeaways:

• We survived our first year without being sued.
• We managed to not burn down the entire office building.
• We found a way to make our coffee machine work.

See also:

• Year 1 Meeting Notes

Year 2: The Experiment in Futility

The 5-Year Anniversary Report: A Journey Through Time and Chaos

By the Neo-Brutalist Management

It's hard to believe it's been 5 whole years since we first started this dumpster fire. We've seen it all: the triumphs, the failures, the existential crises, and the existential dread. Let's take a look at the highlights.

Year 1: The Birth of a Nightmare

We launched with a bang, or rather, a whimper. Our first year was a series of chaotic meetings, endless debates, and questionable life choices. But hey, at least we made it to the end of the year without losing our minds... completely.

Key Takeaways:

• We survived our first year without being sued.
• We managed to not burn down the entire office building.
• We found a way to make our coffee machine work.

See also:

• Year 1 Meeting Notes

Year 2: The Experiment in Futility

Year 2 was a series of experiments in futility, where we tried to implement new ideas and failed miserably. It was like trying to make a cat learn to do math.

Key Takeaways:

• We managed to not lose our shirts (all of them).
• We found a way to make our stapler work (sort of).
• We discovered the joy of eating Cheetos at the office.

See also:

• Year 2 Experiments in Futility Meeting Notes

Year 3: The Year of the Great Outdoors

Year 3 was all about taking our meetings outside. We had picnics, we had BBQs, we even had a team-building trust fall. It was a real blast, except for the time John fell and broke his ankle.

Key Takeaways:

• We managed to get John to stop crying (for a few hours).
• We found a new appreciation for the outdoors.
• We realized that trust falls are not a good idea.

See also:

• Year 3 Outdoor Adventure Meeting Notes

Year 4: The Year of the Great Debate

Year 4 was all about debating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. We had meetings about meetings, meetings about meeting notes, and meetings about who ate the last donut. It was a real treat.

Key Takeaways:

• We managed to resolve the donut debate (kind of).
• We found a new appreciation for the word "adjacent."
• We realized that we're all just winging it in life.

See also:

• Year 4 The Great Debate Meeting Notes

Year 5: The Year of the Big Five

And here we are, five whole years later, still trying to make sense of it all. It's been a journey, folks. We've seen the best and worst of times, and we're still standing (mostly) upright.

Key Takeaways:

• We're still here, somehow.
• We've got a new coffee machine that doesn't work.
• We're all secretly wondering what we're doing with our lives.

See also:

• Year 5 The Big Five Meeting Notes