Anniversary Meeting: 5 Years of Suffering Together

It's been 5 years since we first started this never-ending cycle of meetings.

Time to take a look back at our progress, or lack thereof.

Below is your anniversary meeting survey:

• Questions
• Awards
• Presentations

What We've Learned

• How to waste 5 minutes of your life in 10 minutes.
• The art of nodding off with your eyes open.
• The importance of a 4-hour meeting that could've been an email.

A Special Message from Management

Keep up the good work! We're not sure how much longer we can sustain this charade.

We love you, meeting attendees! You're the best.

See you all at our next meeting! (Or will we?)