Awards for Best Jargon

We're thrilled to announce the winners of the prestigious "Awards for Best Jargon" ceremony!

Winner: "Ebulliently Exacerbating" by Zorvath

This award goes to the team that has managed to make the most obtuse and confusing sentence in a meeting without actually saying anything useful.

Meet the judges who made the impossible decision.

Honorable Mention: "Sycophantically Soporific" by Xylonix

This award goes to the team that has managed to make the most soporific and self-referential sentence in a meeting without actually saying anything useful.

See the committee members who were too afraid to give a real answer.

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