Most Likely to Make Your Grandma Confused: Awards Ceremony

Welcome, fellow employees, to our annual awards ceremony, where we recognize the most impressive feats of jargon-filled, confusing communication.

Best Use of Buzzwords

Awarded to: John for his innovative use of 'synergy' in a meeting that lasted 5 minutes and 14 minutes felt like an eternity.

Read John's acceptance speech

Most Creative Use of Acronyms

Awarded to: Jane for her impressive array of 'EBITDA' and 'EBITDA' in a single sentence.

Learn more about Jane's EBITDA expertise

Best Jargon-Heavy PowerPoint Deck