Awards Joke Critics Union - Anniversary Meeting

Minutes from the Meeting

1. 1. The union voted to give out 10 more "Best Joke of the Century" awards to deserving members, but only after they agreed to watch a 4-hour PowerPoint presentation on "The Art of Sarcasm."
2. 2. The meeting adjourned for 3 hours for "Joke Break" to give everyone a chance to "refine their craft" in the union's on-site comedy club.
3. 3. The union's president was overheard arguing with the catering service over the lack of "free pizza" at the meeting.