We gather here today to mark a momentous occasion: the anniversary of our last meeting, which, might I add, was so epic that it will be remembered for a decade. Or at least that's the plan.
Join us as we relive the highlights, rehash the drama, and reconstitute the coffee-stained conference room tables.
Don't forget to bring your favorite snack! (Just kidding, we'll probably have some stale donuts from last year's meeting.)