RAIDING 101: The Art of Stealthy Snack Acquisition

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide to Pantry Raiding in the world. Here, you'll find the most advanced techniques, the most daring tactics, and the most questionable excuses for raiding your family's snack stash.

Chapter 1: Recon

Before embarking on a raid, gather intel on the pantry's defenses. Study the snacking habits of your family members, note their favorite snacks, and identify any potential allies or informants.

Continue to Chapter 2: Sweet Tooth Strategies

Chapter 2: Sweet Tooth Strategies

Develop a plan to bypass the family's sugar cravings and focus on the snacks that will yield the most loot. This includes but is not limited to:

Continue to Chapter 3: Stealth Mode Techniques

Chapter 3: Stealth Mode Techniques

With your plan in place, put on your best sneaking face and get ready to execute the raid. This includes but is not limited to: