Rule 1: Don't be late. We're all adults here.
Rule 2: No gifts. We already got you a "I'm sorry" card.
Rule 3: Don't bring your spouse. They're not invited.
Rule 4: No talking about politics or religion. We're all too old for that.
Bring something to eat, I guess.
What to expect from your fellow attendees
Rule 5: Don't even think about it. You're not that special.
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