Anniversary Meetings - A Year of Endless Bureaucratic Red Tape

It's been a year since we first met, and what a difference a year makes! We've been stuck in meetings so long, we've started to lose our minds. Or maybe that's just the free coffee.

Here's a brief recap of our glorious year:

• We spent 2 hours discussing the importance of "synergy" in our team's coffee machine.
• Our team's 3-year-old PowerPoint presentation about "disrupting the paradigm" has been stuck on page 12 for 6 months.
• We've had 12 consecutive meetings where we've been told "we need to get on the same page" but still can't agree on the meaning of "same page".
• We've eaten 27 donuts from the break room vending machine, and still can't decide if they're free or not.

And now, for your entertainment, we present to you... MEETINGS OF THE FUTURE!

• Meetings of the Apocolypse
• Meetings of the Millenium
• Meetings of the Utopia

Don't forget to RSVP to these meetings, or you'll be left on the cutting board!