According to sources close to the situation, the apocalypse was originally scheduled to occur on Monday, but due to unexpected events, it has been pushed back to Wednesday.
We're still working on getting the doomsday shelter ready for the big day. In the meantime, please enjoy the free snacks in the break room.
For those who have already stocked up on emergency supplies, please refrain from hoarding. It's not necessary, and it's actually quite embarrassing.