Policy Changes: Policy 2
As of today, the office will be providing free coffee and donuts for all employees who attend meetings. We will also be introducing a new 'Meeting Attendance Bonus' system, where employees who attend meetings without their phones will receive double the usual pay for the day.
We have also revised our 'Meeting Etiquette Policy'. Please note that all meetings will now start with a 5-minute silence to honor the memory of all the meetings we've had in the past that were completely unproductive.
We are excited to announce that our new 'Meeting Room 3' is now available for use. It has a state of the art 'Do Not Disturb' sign that will automatically turn on a strobe light when you enter, to signal to your brain that it's time to focus.