MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT

Agenda for the Unremarkable Meeting of the Century

Come for the free coffee! Stay for the thrilling presentations!

When: Tomorrow, at 9:00 AM. Where: The Unremarkable Conference Room. Why: Because we have to have a meeting, apparently.

Minutes of the previous meeting, if you must.

Important Decisions will be made, or not.

Agenda for the Next Meeting, because who doesn't love a good meeting?

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