MEETING NOTIFICATION: Attendance is MANDATORY prophets of doom and despair

You have been summoned to a meeting. A meeting that cannot be avoided. A meeting that will CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.

• View Meeting Agenda (if you dare)
• Check the meeting minutes from 2 weeks ago (spoilers: they were boring)

Don't be late, orchartInstance will be forced to unleash the wrath of his mighty stapler.