By the power vested in us, the Committee of Radical Puns (CORP), we hereby declare:
That all meetings shall be conducted with an adequate amount of dad jokes.
That all announcements shall be made with an emphasis on alliteration.
That our policies shall be written with the utmost seriousness, but with the slightest hint of sarcasm.
That decisions shall be made with the speed of a sloth, but with the precision of a surgeon.
That all declarations shall be made with a healthy dose of irony, and a pinch of ridiculousness.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we, the members of CORP, have signed below:
Done at the Committee of Radical Puns (CORP), this TUESDAY the 17th of FEBRUARY in the year 2023.
Signed, The Members of CORP