Chairman: JohnTheGreat (self-proclaimed, self-ordained)
Assistant Chairman: BobTheNotSoGreat (in-name-only)
Secretary: JaneTheInvisible (literally, no one's seen her)
Vice Chairman: MikeTheMighty (mostly harmless)
Members: BobTheNotSoGreat, JaneTheInvisible, MikeTheMighty
Committee Mandate: To do absolutely nothing productive, ever.