Everything is Okay! (Apparently)

According to our totally-not-biased, completely-accurate, and utterly-reliable sources, everything is, in fact, okay!

We've been told this by our team of highly-trained, totally-not-biased psychologists and expertly-hired accountants.

So, go ahead and breathe a sigh of relief. The apocalypse has been delayed... again.

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prophets and their questionable interpretations