Due to an unexpected influx of sentient toasters, the Management Meeting has been rescheduled for 3:00 PM sharp. All sentient appliances are requested to arrive early and be prepared for reeducation.
Please bring your lunch, as it has been decreed that the meeting will not provide snacks. We cannot guarantee that the toaster will not make you a sandwich, nor can we confirm that the coffee machine will actually make coffee.
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