MEETING 1: The Agenda

11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: The Inevitable Meeting

12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: The Lunch Break (Not Optional)

1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: The Unproductive Brainstorming Session

Note: The coffee machine will be turned off due to excessive use.

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Action Items

Remember: The meeting will be held in a windowless conference room with no natural light.