We discussed the meaning of life and the importance of proper stapler placement.
Decided that the stapler should be placed on the corner of the table, not on the edge.
Agreed that the coffee machine was a distraction and a source of great stress.
Set a goal to reduce meetings to 1 hour and 15 minutes, effective immediately.
Next meeting will be on Thursday at 2 PM.
Location: The conference room with the wonky chair.
Agenda: The meaning of life, again.