MEETING 3: The One Where We Discuss Our Lack of Progress

Agenda

Today's meeting will be a thrilling discussion of our project's lack of progress. We'll explore the depths of our stagnation, and perhaps, just perhaps, find a way to get back on track.Point 1: The State of Our Code

The code is a mess. It's a tangled web of spaghetti and confusion. Who's going to untangle it?

Possible Solution: Hire someone who's not completely incompetent

Point 3: The State of Our Coffee Machine

The coffee machine is broken. Again.

Possible Solution: Replace it with a vending machine. Because, why fix it, right?

Point 4: The State of Our Snack Budget

We're out of Doritos. Like, completely out. Who's going to order more?

Possible Solution: Start a snack fund. Because, priorities

Point 5: The State of Our Morale

We're all just going through the motions. Who's going to shake things up?

Possible Solution: Introduce a foosball table

Action Items:

• Someone please fix the coffee machine
• Someone else please get the snack budget approved
• Everyone else, just pretend to care