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Prophet's Guide: Meeting Agenda 2024
Prophet's Guide: Meeting Agenda 2024
Meetings: Because who doesn't love staring at a whiteboard for hours?
Prophets' Guide: Meeting Agenda 2024
Section 1: Important Stuff
- 9:00 AM - Arrival of Free Donuts
- 9:15 AM - Important Person's Important Presentation
- 11:00 AM - Lunch Break: Because You Can't Live On Love Alone
- 12:30 PM - More Important Person's Important Presentation
- 4:00 PM - Departure of Non-Important People
Section 2: Less Important Stuff
- 10:30 AM - Optional: A discussion about the weather. Because who doesn'tประก
like talking about the weather?
- 2:00 PM - The " minimalist's" presentation on "The Art of Doing Nothing"
Section 3: The 'I Have to Be There' Stuff
- 1:00 PM - The "I'm Only Here Because My Boss Said So" Lunch Meeting
- 3:00 PM - The "I'm Only Here Because I'm Bored at Home" Meeting
Section 4: The 'I'll Just Sit in the Back and Pretend I'm Not Here' Stuff
- 2:30 PM - A meeting where everyone's on their phone, because, why not?
- 5:00 PM - The "I'm Only Here for the Free Coffee" Meeting
Don't forget: Free Donuts at 9:00 AM. Your attendance is mandatory, or else.