Q: Why do I have to come to meetings?
A: Because, let's be real, someone has to witness our collective suffering. And it might as well be you.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock, Mr. Whiskers?
A: Only if Mr. Whiskers has a valid business case for attending. Otherwise, leave him at home. We have enough drama already.
Q: What happens if I'm late?
A: You will be greeted by a chorus of judgmental faces, each one a stern reminder that punctuality is the only thing that matters. Don't make us regret inviting you.
Q: Can I take a break to refill my coffee cup?
A: Only if you can do it without making eye contact with the CEO, who is secretly a coffee-fueled robot from the year 3050.