Meeting Minutes Agenda

TOPIC: The Great Sock Conspiracy

• 9:00 AM: Sock puppet theory presentation by Dr. Sockworth
• 10:00 AM: Debate: Socks are sentient, Socks are not. Who cares? by Professor Argue
• 11:00 AM: Snack break. Socks and snacks provided.
• 11:30 AM: The Sock-ocalypse: How to survive the impending Sockpocalyptic doom by Mr. Sockworth Jr.
• 12:00 PM: Sock-themed lunch. Eat a sandwich, wear a sock.
• 1:00 PM: Wrap up and dismiss. Sock-filled existential crisis may occur.