MEETING NOTICES

Announcements from the Desk of the Supreme Leader

• Meeting Minutes from the Inauguration Committee
• Minutes of the Interdimensional Travel Committee
• Meetings with the Chicken
• Meeting of the Ancient Ones

Today's Agenda

• Item 1: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• Item 2: The Inquisition of the Uninventive
• Item 3: The Unraveling of the Mystery of the Missing Socks
• Item 4: The Resolution of the Interdimensional Travel Committee's Budget

Next Week's Agenda

• Item 1: The Inauguration of the New Coffee Machine
• Item 2: The Reorganization of the Department of Redundancy
• Item 3: The Reunion of the Intergalactic Travelers' Club

Contact Information

For more information, contact the Supreme Leader's Secretary

or the Inauguration Committee

Secretary of State

Inauguration Committee