MEETING NOTES: Metal Fork Techniques - 2022-02-08

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the CEO (who is not actually a CEO but rather the founder of a metal-themed escape room)

Objective

To discuss the art of wielding a metal fork as a weapon and its applications in modern combat.

Attendees' Notes

• John: The fork is an extension of oneself, a tool for the gods.
• Jane: Fork-fu is an ancient art form that requires dedication and discipline.
• Bob: I tried to stab someone with a fork once, but they had a helmet.
• Alice: The fork as a symbol of social class, a reflection of our society's obsession with dining utensils.
• CEO: We're going to start selling fork-themed merchandise, it's going to be huge.

Next Meeting

Next week: Advanced Fork Techniques