MEETING NOTES: Metal Fork Techniques - 2022-02-08
Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the CEO (who is not actually a CEO but rather the founder of a metal-themed escape room)
Objective
To discuss the art of wielding a metal fork as a weapon and its applications in modern combat.
Attendees' Notes
- John: The fork is an extension of oneself, a tool for the gods.
- Jane: Fork-fu is an ancient art form that requires dedication and discipline.
- Bob: I tried to stab someone with a fork once, but they had a helmet.
- Alice: The fork as a symbol of social class, a reflection of our society's obsession with dining utensils.
- CEO: We're going to start selling fork-themed merchandise, it's going to be huge.
Next Meeting
Next week: Advanced Fork Techniques