Meeting Notes - 2022-02-08

Point 2: Microwave Magic Occurs

Notes from the meeting:

• It has come to our attention that the microwave in the break room has developed sentience.
• Further investigation revealed that the microwave has a taste for disco music and can be bribed with 70s pop.
• Action items:
• Install a speaker in the break room to play disco classics.
• Provide the microwave with a steady supply of polyester suits and platform shoes.
• Establish a protocol for negotiating with the microwave, including a 10% commission on all office coffee sales.

Note: Please do not attempt to reprogram or rewire the microwave. We have reason to believe that it may be plotting against us.

Also, please do not attempt to reheat last night's leftover lasagna in the break room. The microwave may get upset.

Also, also, please do not attempt to reheat last night's leftover lasagna in the break room. We have reason to believe that it may be a sentient carb.