Thermal Mug Incident Report
Today, we discussed the recent thermal mug incident. It appears that Bob from Accounting left his lunch in the microwave for 37 minutes, causing the mug to reach critical temperatures.
The resulting explosion was catastrophic, with coffee grounds covering the break room floor for a span of 5.4 meters.
Our next meeting will be in one week, where we will discuss the recent stapler incident.
Hyperlink to next meeting here.