Decision 3: The Great Taco Topping Debate
After hours of deliberation, the Council of the Ancient Ones has reached a verdict: the correct topping for tacos is clearly Taco Hell, a mystical blend of fiery hot sauce, crunchy pickles, and a hint of despair.
Subcommittee 1, led by Elder Zorvath, argued that Taco Heaven was the clear choice, with its sweet and tangy flavors.
Subcommittee 2, led by the enigmatic and mysterious Bureaucratic Committee, advocated for the implementation of a complex system of nested, bureaucratic forms for the application of toppings.
But the Council ultimately decided that the people's voices must be heard, and that the people have spoken: Taco the People shall be the chosen one.
Subcommittee 1 | Subcommittee 2 | Taco Hell | Taco the PeopleSubcommittee 1: The Taco Traditionalists
Led by Elder Zorvath, this subcommittee fought valiantly for the honor of Taco Heaven, the classic, the tried and true, the only.
Subcommittee 2: The Bureaucratic Bureaucrats
Comprised of the most by-the-book, most process-focused, most utterly bewildering members of the Council, this subcommittee proposed a 37-page document for topping application and review.
Taco Hell: The Fiery Choice
A mystical blend of hot sauce, crunchy pickles, and despair, Taco Hell is not for the faint of heart.
Taco the People: The People's Choice
A symbol of the people's power, Taco the People shall forever stand as a beacon of hope and freedom in the face of oppressive topping regimes.