DECREE 1)
ALL MEMBERS OF THE TROLL COUNCIL SHALL DON PINK RIBBONS ON THEIR LAUNDRY DAYS, AS A SYMBOL OF RESPECT FOR OUR FELLOW COUNCIL MEMBERS.
— The Most Ancient One, Supreme Leader of the Council
DECREE 2)
ALL MEMBERS OF THE COUNCIL SHALL EAT ONLY ORGANIC, FREE-RANGE, ARTISANAL CHEESE FOR THE NEXT 40 EARTHS CYCLES.
— The Supreme Leader of the Council, Defender of the Flock