Prophecies and Omens

As decreed by the Council of Ancient Ones, the following prophecies and omens shall be presented for your edification.

Prophecy 1: The Great Cheese Shall Rise

The Great Cheese, a wheel of golden cheddar, shall rise from the depths of the fridge and conquer the land of snacks.

The Rooster, a creature of unbridled fury and song, shall return to wreak havoc upon the land of the sleeping.