MEETING NOTICES - YOU'VE GOTTA BE THERE!

Attendees:

MEETING AGENDA - THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS WE'LL DISCUSS

MEETING RULES:

  1. No talking about the weather.
  2. No eating the last donut in the box.
  3. No playing the trombone during meetings.
  4. No wearing pajamas to meetings (except for special occasions).
  5. No asking "But whyyyy?" more than 3 times.
  6. No using your pet as a meeting participant (we're looking at you, Mr. Whiskers).

By attending, you agree to abide by these rules. Failure to comply will result in the wrath of Bert.

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