This is it. This is the end. The grand finale. The final countdown. Come ready to cry, come ready to rage, come ready to rage quit.
When: This Friday
Time: 2pm - 3pm
Location: The Breakup Cafe
Attire: Your finest "just-got-out-of-a-relationship" outfit
We'll have cake. We'll have punch. We'll have a professional therapist on site.
RSVP to this email address: breakupparty@the-end-of-relationships.com
Or, you know, don't.
Q: Is this real?
A: Kind of.
Q: Will there be snacks?
A: Of course.
Q: Will there be a support system in place?
A: Just the bartender.