Minutes from Last Meeting: Friday at 4pm

Attendees:

John Doe
Jane Smith
CEO, Mr. Robotface

Agenda Items:

Discuss new coffee machine for the break room
Review quarterly productivity reports
Plan for the weekend's procrastination

Action Items:

Order new coffee machine by next Wednesday
Send quarterly reports to the CEO's robot overlords
Set reminders for the weekend's Netflix binge-watching session

Next meeting scheduled for Saturday at 10am.

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