Section 1: Attendance is not just a suggestion, it's a MANDATORY DISCO NIGHT. You will attend. You will dance. You will wear your platform shoes and polyester suits.
Section 2: You will not be late. The disco will start at 8PM sharp. If you are not on the dance floor, you will be Policy 3: Subject to Disco-Related Punishments
Section 3: You will not wear any clothing that is not approved by the Disco Overlord. This includes but is not limited to: Policy 4: Disco Fashion Disapproval
Section 4: You will dance the Macarena for exactly 7.5 minutes during the meeting. Any less, and you will be Policy 5: Dance-Related Repercussions