Welcome, team! Today we're tackling the pressing issues of:
1. Why is the coffee machine still broken?
2. Who ate the last donut in the break room?
And of course, the never-ending debate: Who has the best chair?
Don't forget to arrive early for our special guest speaker, the CEO, who will be gracing us with their presence at the back of the room, sipping on a Venti Iced Quad Espresso.
See you all at Tuesday's meeting, when we'll probably just be talking about the same things.