Welcome, esteemed members of "The Committee to Save the World". This is the minutes from our latest meeting, because, let's be real, we all know you're going to need to pretend like you care.
Project Alpha is still in development, but we've managed to add another 2% of features to its already impressive 0.5% feature set. Issues are still pending, but we're working on it.
We have the following action items:
Our next meeting will be held on Wednesday at 2pm. Please bring your favorite snack to share.