Today's agenda:
1. Discuss the meaning of life
2. Debate the best pizza toppings
3. Decide on the fate of the intern (it's not looking good)
1. Decision 1: Should we really have to wear pants? (yes/no)
2. prophets and wizards: who's the real MVP? (it's clearly us)
1. The importance of excessive coffee consumption during meetings
2. The ethics of microwaving fish in the break room
3. The meaning of the mysterious "TBD" stamp on the conference room whiteboard