Today's Meetings: The Never-Ending Saga
9:00 AM - "The Daily Grind"
Join the suffering
1:00 PM - "Lunch and Learn" (or just learn, we don't actually eat)
Find out what we're eating for lunch (spoiler: it's not that exciting)
3:00 PM - "The Never-Ending Meeting" (a.k.a. "The Meeting That Never Ends")
Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread