Approved Meeting Minutes - Tuesday at 2 PM

Committee of Highly Paid Individuals

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 3 other highly paid individuals who didn't bother to show up.

Agenda:

1. Discussion of the prophets and their prophecies
2. Vote on the best way to spend our $10,000,000 annual budget
3. Decide on the optimal number of meetings to have per week

Action Items:

• John will write a strongly worded letter to the prophet of the month
• Jane will research the best ways to spend our money on artisanal, small-batch coffee
• Bob will decide on the optimal number of meetings to have per week, because he has nothing better to do

Next Meeting: Thursday at 3 PM: "The Great Budget Debacle"