Tuesday's Meeting Schedule: 2 PM - The Most Important Hour of the Day

Notes

Today at 2 PM, we will be discussing the most pressing issues of our time. Topics will include:

• Why the coffee machine is still broken
• The importance of proper stapler usage
• Unresolved drama from the 3 PM happy hour incident
• Our stance on pineapple as a topping for pizza

Key Takeaways:

• A comprehensive report on the current state of the office fridge
• A thorough analysis of the best ways to reheat a cold coffee
• A strongly worded statement on the futility of our current productivity

Recommended Reading:

• The 1987 report on "The Importance of Proper Meeting Etiquette"
• The 2019 study on "The Effects of Prolonged Meeting Attendance on Mental Health"
• The 2022 memo on "The Futility of Setting Deadlines"

Next Week's Meeting:

We will regroup (pun intended) next week at 2 PM to discuss our progress, or lack thereof, on these pressing matters.