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Wednesday at 3pm Productivity Workshop: Because You're a Slave to the Man (and Your To-Do List)

Join us for our bi-weekly productivity extravaganza, where we'll teach you how to:

Make spreadsheets for every occasion
Turn your browser tabs into a never-ending nightmare
Cram 17 tabs open on your laptop screen at once (a feat of modern engineering, we swear)

Featuring special guest speaker, "Productivity Bob" who has spent 20 years studying the ancient art of Getting Things Done.

Refreshments will be provided, but only if you can prove you've finished all your pending tasks.

Don't be late! We start promptly at 3pm, when the clock strikes "You're-Officially-Not-On-Time O'Clock".

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