Meetings with the Chicken: A Study of Pecking Order
Chapter 1: The Great Pecking Debate
It's been a long-standing question in the land of the feathered: which comes first, the peck or the scratch? Our team of experts has been studying this very issue for years, and we're pleased to present our findings.
Our research suggests that in a typical meeting of the Chicken Council, the pecking order is as follows:
- The Alpha Cluck: The leader of the pack, always first to peck.
- The Beta Beak: A close second, but never quite sure what's going on.
- The Gamma Gawr: Always last in line, but always hoping to be first.
Subtopics:
Pecking Ethics
Pecking Law