Rooster Testimonies

Meetings with the Chicken, the most esteemed and feared member of our team.

Minutes from the last meeting:

Chicken: "I, for one, do not condone the use of fancy cheese in the break room."
John: "But, but, but... the gouda is a game-changer."
Chicken: "I shall have to peck out your eyes for that affront."

Agenda for the next meeting:

When to peck at the interns?
How many feathers to shed?
Will we ever be able to get rid of the annoying 'Cluck Norris' in the supply closet?