URGENT MEETING ANNOUNCEMENT: Pizza Debate

Due to recent events, the Pizza Debate has been called to the main conference room. All employees are expected to attend. Debate topics may include, but are not limited to:

• Pepperoni vs. Sausage
• Anchovies: friend or foe?
• Crust thickness: too thick, not thick enough?
• Is pineapple on pizza a crime against humanity?

Agenda:

1. Introduction and icebreaker: "Guess the number of slices in the box"
2. Opening statements and arguments
3. Rebuttals and counterarguments
4. Conclusion and voting

Please arrive prepared and ready for battle!

Subpage 1: Expert testimony from a pizza scientist Subpage 2: Historical Context of Pizza's Global Domination